PASSIVE AND ACTIVE INCOME WORK FROM HOME

I am working on an article that will discuss active and passive incomes online.  How to work from your home or mobile office and how to work part time for full time pay.  The first option we will explore after the general opening discussion will be:

I have been trying the site out for a week and evrything seems fine so far. Just getting used to the tricks to complete the tasks (there are many tricks). I will write on all of this soon. Use the link above to sign up it will help keep this project going and maybe you can make some money as well.

up in smoke

As promised were getting blogalicious. Like acid on little bits of colored paper the gossip magazines have my mind melted to an Alice an Wonderland world of degeneracy and amazement. I mean Star, In Touch, Life & Style this is the type of healing crack we all should get addicted to. Think millions of dollars, hand holding and fame would put you on the straight and narrow? You might just want to think again. I mean this stuff becomes more ridiculous by the week. Just when you think you have seen and heard it all another celebrity or public figure does something so amazingly degenerate that you just have to figure your life could not be that bad. Now in the new Star there are tons of two-three page full stories. Chris Brown / Rihanna this, Nadya Suleman that, Portia De Rossi what what? There however was one hidden little blurb that I could not believe. The title was “FRESH PRINCE” (so I am thinking an article about the great comedy cast of the 90’s or someone is coming out of the closet). The blurb reads:

“A month after recordings surfaced of Britain’s Prince Harry making offensive, racially charged comments about other cadets, military officials announced he will have to repeat army sensitivity training. In 2005, Harry apologized after attending a costume party dressed as a Nazi.”

Okay call me a little crazy but isn’t it a bit more newsworthy that the Prince of England/Britian is a closet KKK’er. Talk about the fresh prince coming out of the closet. I mean if my kid after a long deliberation (and we all know Halloween costumes are planned out – As a kid I used to plan that shit for months) came to me and said dad “I want to be a Nazi for Halloween” Halloween night would be spent with us in rehab. WTF is the royal family thinking. Royal jackasses is all I can think of. I mean does anyone find this a bit odd or more news worthy then a little blurb. Prince Harry sounds like a true scum bag and racism in any way should not be tolerated.

Okay so I will finally LIGHT UP on the Michael Phelps story. I had to let the POT boil a little ya know. My mind had to marinate and move to a HIGHER level on the subject. For a man who just had worked his ass off for a few years and finally got a chance to relax with his BUDS can we really blame the kid for having a little fun with his friends. After all the SMOKE has cleared is this really that bad. I loved how in some of the more BLAZING magazine articles they emphasized the point that he obviously was well practiced and knew what he was doing. Hey no need to take a HIT at the kid. Yeah, well he does have a BAGGY full of double digit Olympic Gold Medals. Knew what he was doing? This kid probably came out of his mom’s vajayjay walking, talking and swimming. Dude could probably build a pyramid if you asked him to. I think every article or point of view has missed the entire JOINT, oops typo I mean point of the story. Who cares if Michael blazes it. The only point is that an American hero and icon after work every once in a while wants to hang out with a plant. Give me a break. When I exercise on Venice beach there are about twenty dealers milling around and better yet a guy out amongst 1000’s of people and plenty of police screaming “Get your medical Marijuana perscription right here, the doctor is taking walk in’s”. Good Game America. Maybe California could become its own country (now that’s a sick idea to think about). American economic freaking crisis. Hey America? Want to make an extra 20-50 billion a year. Tax online poker and ganja. Fucking war and terrorism. What a scam and shit ass way to donk off your money. Its looking like Obama could not even bail us out of a wet paper bag with scissors and a machete (sorry for the tangent back to our boy Mr. Phelps). The only chink in his armor was the drunk driving incident. I mean that is a big no no just ask Mr. Barkely (Charles I am coming at you soon in a next blog, Im coming gunning for you too soon A-ROD). Michael lets remember just cause you can swim with goggles does not mean you can drive with your beer goggles.

Is getting dizzy like the kid version of getting drunk? So I have a little nephew that fortunately for a long time I have gotten to see almost every weekend. This kid is awesome. I have learned so much from him. Well every once in a while I will pick him up and spin him around above my head. He always giggles and laughs out loud and wants to do it as much as my flabby old arms will let him. Well he still has not figured out the concept of getting dizzy. So after all the fun of spinning when his feet hit the ground he gets a very confused look on his face and I basically have to hold him otherwise he will just eat it after taking one step. He obviously likes it though as the things he does not like he will certainly let you know. So I guess to all those parents of little kids out there. Spin um around. See if they like it. Laugh your ass off as they learn the concept of getting dizzy. Let the child get “kid drunk”. Just be careful as you might have a future spinaholic on your hands.

Last go check this dude out on you toob. Some funny ass music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c&feature=channel

Bo Burnham

 

 

 

I’MM BAACK

That’s right I will back to balisticaly blogging consistently. My mind has marinated long enough and now is in the height of its degeneracy and debauchery.

First lets start with COACH purse/clothing company. So my wife and I are gallivanting around town as usual doing the usual things we should not be doing eating and shopping (typing this from a new computer we just got at Frys and thus why the blogs will be coming fast and furious. Why? Because my computer is now fast and furious!). Of course somehow us getting a new toy = her getting a new toy and she twisted my arm three times sideways and convinced me (she has a magical way of doing this that I have yet to find the kryptonite 2) to take her to get a new COACH purse. So we arrive at a flagship company COACH store in Manhattan Beach (its right next to Frys, oh it all seems so logical when it’s not) and are left waiting a few minutes (not normal when we have gone in the past and this was on a random Tuesday at an even more random time). It wasn’t anybling (anything – sometimes I like making up new words) to us and we perused the goods ourselves. Finally we were greeted by a perky little bouncy thingy of a sales girl and we of course ask for the hot shit. I say u know the don dizzle. As two white people trying to communicate and my Asian flavor next to me the scene was certainly out of a bad hip hop movie and the sales girl looked like she had just seen OJ busting into her hotel room to get him back his purses. Once the awkwardness floated out of the air and I explained in white people language we would like to see the newest purses that COACH was making we were happily escorted over to the section that had caught our eye when we were left previously fending for ourselves (we were already sold). I will say the new style is very cool. It actually has a picture of a stage COACH on it and our little pop tart upselled us like crazy explaining how durable they were (waterproof I think) and how like totally awesome they were. So by this time my wife now looks like a crack fiend drooling for her next hit. There are three sizes to choose from and triple the color schemes. She is tearing through the store seeing how each one looks draped over her might arms. In the interim I am building a snow man out of all the little white balls of stuffing paper(like the ones you find in the bottom of new shoes and such – you know those evil little white balls of paper that I think are claimed to be used to keep the items shape?). Keep the items shape, man if I need some paper to keep a $400 purses shape maybe I should be re-considering the purchase in the first place? After much chaos we decided on the dark brown color scheme. We bounce over to Mrs. Bouncy sales girl and say hey we will scoop up the dark brown one (in my head I think this sounds like me asking my nephews to clean up in the backyard after the dogs – then I snap back knowing the continuous life relations such as these are what are tweaking my brain more and more daily). After waiting a few minutes we discovered they were sold out. The girl then smiles and says “I can order you one online”. I am thinking I can go home and order one online. Even better I can get on my cell phone and probably order one faster and with less hassle then you online. If I wanted to order something online wouldn’t I just do it myself? As usual my wife and I were left saddened and perplexed. She had to go to dinner with her family new-purse less and I had to ponder how companies could be more degenerate and donkeyish then me. So COACH if you need a biz consultant (which you clearly do). Holla at your boy. I’ll fix your company for cheap. The reasons why he COACH company is a clear donkey.

-They do not have enough employees working (this is a growing trend I have been noticing with businesses and it is terrible). If you have customers have employees to help them this is not business rocket science and in the long run it pays dividends

-If you have the hot ish and a brand new product make sure it is in stock. This is almost the most pathetic display of business savvy a company can accomplish. This is 2009 you can ship things in a day and computers can say hello I am out of this purse please order more. I can order you one online is not what the customer at the store wants to hear. Especially when he can drive to rodeo and get the purse. Or sit in his pajamas and type

www.coach.com and www.ebay.com.

-Don’t put something on display to sell if you can not sell it or don’t have it in stock. This seems like a logical way not to piss off people and simple business logic but what do I know (game stop and toys r us are guilty as charged as well – read past blogs).

-Don’t run your business so bad that you make some poor little girl work like a Chelsey Handler employee for a half hour then donk it up and cost her a sale.

COACH you got problems. I just cant comprehend how Billion dollar companies can run themselves so bad and spazz monkey it up so hard that they can piss off a customer (my wife is now getting a louis vuiton, ysl, Versace or Gucci purse now -NO MORE COACHES), screw over a commission for one of what is a diminishing workforce and cost themselves a $500 sale because they cant figure stocking products in a flagship company store in Los Angeles. Good game COACH and the economy.

On to a brighter subject somehow Del Taco figured out how to steal my heart. As I have heard before a way to mans heart is through his stomach (If Henessey is whats being put in the stomach then I’m in love). I think my friends would change the quote to a way to a mans heart is through his liver and gamboozling. Well while in Las Vegas we of course found our way to Del Taco (a disgustingly good Mexican fast food restaurant). While there we noticed a new menu item called jalapeño poppers (or fried jalapeños or something to that effect). They are only like a buck or two so naturally I grabbed an order. Being from Texas I love anything spicy (as a kid I used to eat jalapeños as a snack – sporting events I order more jalapeños then nachos and cheese (or chips and cheese because technically nachos already have cheese but then it would not be as clear in the writing at least that what it seems like when I am writing in my own head but this is the kind of degenerate thoughts/writing I often spare my readers from). Anyways back to Del Tacos amazing new discovery. So I have no idea what to expect as these simply are not at any restaurant I know of and the dipping sauce they were advertising that is included (was not called ranch) and looked more like the dripping sauce after watching internet porn (okay really bad reference when discussing food but hey I am a degen and if I gross everyone out into not eating these morsels of heaven then that means there is JUST MO FO ME). Got my stash of jalapeños and raced home to show my wife my new discovery (She loves this kind of food too even the dripping sauce oh man this blog is going down tits fast). I also want to note I found these things first so she can not go all Christopher Columbus on dat azz and claim first discovery. Needless to say these things are off the vine. I mean delicious and degenerate artery clogging does not even describe these little nuggets of perfection. More importantly as in all things in life my wife agreed. We ate these things two or three more times on our trip never suspecting Los Angeles would not have them. Well were back in Los Angeles and Del Taco does not have these heavenly jalapeño concoctions. Arghhhhhhhhhh. So saddening (there is a Del Taco walking distance from my house in LA as well). I think they might be for a limited time only or in test mode or something, making eating and them even more crucial. If I make it back to vegas and they are still available I am going to buy like a 100 orders and roll around in my kitchen with them and stuff my face until I turn green with smoke coming out of my ears ( I’ll leave how they come out on the backend for another blog). Well Del Taco you have a freaking mint on your hands. Go world wide. Market them and teach the holy grail of fried jalapeño recipes to the endless restaurants that should have them on there menu. Bring them to LA for all us spending to much on real estate. Sweet Sweet fried Del Taco jalapeño poppers.

This blog part goes outs to Toyota of Marina Del Rey. So our car is on the fritz (I wish it was called the ritz) and every time we drive/start it clearly something (many many things) are completely off. It shakes likes those beds you put quarters in in vegas. There are more lights flashing error on the dashboard then red lights in Amsterdam. So we finally get around to taking it to the Toyota car dealership. I get there and explain to the guy the various problems. He was like blah blah blah its probably this and this and it should cost are $500. So after the diagnostic I get “da call”. The guy is like well we found this and this and to fix everything it will cost $2500. Of course I am passed out drunk and gambling like a fiend in my dreams and mumble to the dude yeah yeah just fix whatever. For the most part I could careless what happens as I can always make more money and these guys are supposed to be honest professionals ( I am not sure how this is possible when you make your living and feed your family on up selling parts and services) but whatever its America and this is the standard shady business practices hard working moronic individuals are subjected to and even encouraged to use on a daily basis. Well they hold the car for around 6 hours fixing everything. Of course do not offer a car to use or even a ride to my next destination (1 straight to the casino please). So we finally get the car (not washed) and the bill. The bill states that labor alone was $1300 +. I am no math genius but 6 hours of work by one person = $200 + an hour. Who the fuzzzzzk makes $200 an hour putting new tires on a car. Last time I check changing oil and spark plugs was a one man job. There is not a bone in my body that can figure out how this number is justifiable. I do not even want to comprehend what kind of skill set you need to make $200 an hour in this shithole of a country but changing tires I am sure is not one of them. So a big middle finger to Toyota of Marina Del Rey and thanks for robbing me. Robbed again.

Other uneventful life occurrences since my last blog:

-Played in the Venetian deep stacked tournament. Played amazing. Outlasted 260 people for 7 hours with a decent stack. The 12 Hennessey’s and cokes I drank finally caught up to me. Donk bluffed it all off at the end after losing like 6 sports bets in a row that tilted me to no end.

-Crushed the Vegas sports book. I mean I want to say that I am a genius and my public record shows it but hey I am not one to label myself. At one point I thing I went 15 for 17 sports betting.

-Lost all my winnings in Vegas to the super donkey monkey pit game blackjack. This is love hate for sure. I love the game and the game hates me.

Enough ramblings for today. Expect constant and entertaining updates. Read the past stuff. Email and tell me what you want more off. Some good links to check out below. New blogs coming almost daily. Hollaaaaaaa

degenaMATT 

 

 

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cough syrup

Of course I go two for two yesterday for my readers and if you can read you should have been
MAKING MONEY.  Now 5 – 7 since publicly posting live from LV.  + 5 units is almost nostradamus
like (read my past posts and check in early).

The picks for gthe early AM are………………..

Bet the capitals again not sure the price but bet Washington in the early AM again.  Mr Ovechkin
you are a beast and my bankroll thanks you.  Washington is 11-4 on super sunday as well making the
money that much easier to make.

Bet the NBA Magic in the -4.5 range.  They will take it to Toronto.  Jameer Nelson the real bankroll
idol.

So the donkey rides again and super paraly man does the amazing again.  As I am at the Las Vegas kids
condo for a few days (actualy back and forth from mine to his) I am letting him make a few $10
bets every day to say thank you (of course this is on top of the nice daily rate I am paying him).
Well he has been running terrible for weeks and this weekend is no excpetion.  Although he is making
4 team parlays to try and hit big and come out here to ball and collect (as he said food, gas money
and a dream is all you need) nothing is shaking.  So he ships me his 4 teamer for the day (NCAA
b-ball) and then he has a fifth money pick which I let him throw $10-$15 on as well.  Well I get
bright idea to say add it to the parlay.  Guess what was the only game that bricked.  Good Game
$200 and a great story of my boy having to drive his arseeeeee out here.  The parlay gods want
more sacrafice.

Wal-Mart hit a home run again but running bad of course ensued.  SO as I stated my laptop is bustoed
for many reason one being that I somehow managed to rip the wall plug cord (I mean this is like
smoke and sparks flying form this thing as I hold it together to get it to work.  A real fire
hazard and it even seems like somehow death could be possible.  Any risk is worth taking to keep
making you money and to keep the blogathon rolling though).  Back to Wal Mart.  So I go to office
depot where they sell like 10 different laptops and laptop accesories and I ask the guy if they
have replacement wall plug thingys (as I show him the one I am trying to replace still smoking
from my blogging adventures at home).  He looks at me like I am crazy (by the way sometimes when
shaving, sleep and overall life health and productivity are forgeotten [which seems to be more
often then not for me somteimes] I do look crazy) and says you can only get that part from frys.
Then gives me some blabbled and convulted directions (and he thinks I am crazy???) and before
he is finished visions of the Wal Mart 2 stores down start dancing in my head.  Of course wal-mart
has the part.  Bad beat is:

-Pay $100 in cash for perfect part (like it has my name written on it before I was even at the
store, wierd.)

-Take part home and try

-Part does not work

-Think about how I could have used that $100 to donk off at the sports book and desires of throwing
my laptop into the condo community pool

Late game updates/picks coming soon if

A.  I do not black out due to super bowl partying
B.  My laptop plug does not catch fire and lead to my demise and pulls I think a Cher and holds on for
one more day
C.  I can find a store that will sell me a working replacement
D.  My wife does not kill me for some unkown reason (one that only a woman could know)
E.  I do not blow my entire bankroll on high sakes black jack and cry myself to sleep for weeks
to come while going into blog hibernation
F.  I do not blow my entire bankroll sports betting the super bowl only to have the Cardinals
fail me miserably as usual and I in turn break things that do not mean that much to people and
wind up in jail or at the hospital.

Wow this is scary as I could go through the whole alphabet with why my blog update might not occur
today.  Bottom line.  Tell your firends, bet big and hype it up.  Read the past and wait for the future.
Degening daily as usual.  Now make some money.  Holllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

PS
match title to post:
Red Bull and Cherry infused sky vodka tastes like cough syrup and overall SUCKS

laters skaters

degenaMATT

clipped by the clippers

Well first sorry about the formatting/spelling. It will get better. Bear with me as I work
out the kinks as I am doing this mobile from my bustoed laptop and so is the life of a
degen.

Well can the clippers suck anymore. Marcus Camby and “B-diddy” should be embarrassed by
last nights performance. I mean to be even with the big boys at half and then to donk
lose by 17 points is ridiculous and you maybe should not be called professionals. Baron
and Marcus thanks for costing me booking a nice win and proving once again that the Clippers
are one of the most Monkeyish teams in the NBA. Still love ya and call me fellas we will
figure out something.

I went 3 for 5 and all my fans should have made some money as +1 units is a great day at the
office. Of course I broke evenish (thanks Clippers) because my winnings went into the super
bannana parlayments only to get owned. To boost the fan fare we are getting in the action
early tomorrow with some juicy juciy NHL.

I think Boston is just going to destroy the NY Rangers.

Bet Boston at around -130 ish

Then game two is a toss up between the head injury VS. the back injury.

I mean Henrik Zetterberg signs a 73 million dollar deal then hurts his back. He probably either
threw it out jumping for joy screaming I’m ritch bitch or bumbing two blondes in his penthouse
jacuzzi. Now Mr. Alex Ovechkinon the other hand got banged in the head which is no big deal
and he is laready used to the blondes so it is looking like advantage Capitals.

Bet the Capitals and I am not sure what the price is yet.

Hopefully the home teams will crush the early AM NHL.

Lets move to some strategy discussion which involves half time betting as a perfect scenario
came up yesterday that I missed. Yesterday I bet Boston at -6 and the half time spread was Boston
-3. So even split and no adjusted value. Now on the other hand I bet the silly silly Clippers
at +16 but the catch was the half time line was +8 1/2 giving us an extra 1/2 point of value.
Betting this is a great hedge and would have done wonders for my bankroll last night. You live
and learn and I will expand more on this topic later.

Last and off sports topic is a craigslist rant and goes out to all the renters in LA. Brought
up by the fact that I am trying to rent a room in my house and have been looking at the ads
on craigslist to do so. It is very expensive to rent on the west side and since it is near the
ocean in one of the best parts to live in the city the spaces and luxeries are limited. Well
people seem to think they are going to find a place for half price with every bell and whistle
imaginable. So here is to all the LOOKING FOR ROOM TO RENT ads that read:

Will pay $400 and need utilities included. Also need.
private/secured parking
washer and dryer
private bathroom
no noise
no over night guests except for mine
I work from home so will be there all the time using up the utilities
need garage/storage space
nice kitchen
fully frunished
allergic to dogs
have two cats
personal massuese
housekeeper
boyfriend is moving in
yada yada

I guess they want my life and my wallet to. Stop wasting your time with these ads please. A
prison cell costs more then $400 dollars a month on the westside of LA. END RANT (more to follow)

This is getting blogtastic. Updated daily (sometimes twice and thrice). Check back often!!!
NBA coming later today. Read the past blogs/pages to truly instill the wisdom that will change
the numbness of your mind forever. Hopefully today we will not be doing the break even snail
snicker dANCE. Live from LV home of UFC and the best super bowl parties on the daaaaaa planet.

degenaMATT

WAL-MART VS. BEST BUY

well this blog officialy is coming from the free internet that my friends neighbor is so kind to transmit my way at his condo in Las Vegas NV.  The first order of the day as I
pondered my life over an ice cold Molson Canadian (from Canada +1, twist off +1, smooth light taste +1 – Molson is all right in my book) was to get a cheap DVD player so boredom would not set in as we stared at a blank tv.  First stop the local Wal-Mart, now I have not
been to a wall mart in a while but wholy wahwampwallawuhwooowahzam this place was crazy.
It had a HUGE grocery store, a nail salon, a Mcdonalds, banks, plus more then usual of the regular items and this was just what my eyes whisked a view at as we dashed to the dvd section
with our shopping blinders on.  Bought a few things (the Molson’s oh yeah) and purused the DVD players which were easy to find, had a nice selection and were reasonably priced. Of
coourse I get the bright idea to bargain shop and we skip over them and head off to Best Buy to compare.  Best Buy missed in all categories.  Higher prices (for the same product
2 seconds down the street), less selection (were even sold out of the one we like -not one was sold out at Wall Mart, etc etc.  It seemed like basicaly the business strategy of fast and cheap VS. flashy and expensive well we went Wall Mart as we will save the flashing
for the sports book.  Before we get to that we had to get lunch first.  Well we spotted this local sub sandwisch shop called Capriotti’s (702-558-9111 1146 W. Sunset Road Henderson NV).
Food was really good and certainly not your typical Subway or Quiznos sub.  Worth at least a try. Not blow your food pallate good but better then average for about the same price.
All right now lets get to the picks of the day and let the hard core betting and degening get underway.

I am really feeling the Boston VS. Detroit game.

I love the over on this game – Bet the over at 180 or less.
I love Boston in this game – Bet Boston with -6 or less.

I am really liking the Cavs vs. Clippers for the other early game.

I love the over on this game at 190 or less.
I also like the clippers at +15

Like the Lakers away at -6 as well against the T-wolves

I will be editing my blogs regulary with more analysis and betting as it comes in.  Off to the
bank then the sports book.  Will holla back shortly.  This is going to get Juicy!!!!

degenaMATT

LAZY

Well since I planned on being lazy until getting to Vegas (only 1 more day!) I decided to steal some stuff from the web for this blog.

First the World Series of Poker schedule just came out:

http://www.cardplayer.com/tournaments/event_list/2582

I will be playing event #5 for sure and hopefully more.

The below I thought was a funny rant about poker/jobs:

Well for one I really need to be grateful to the fact that this insane whore of a game means that I dont need to wear a shirt and tie and get up at 700am. Grateful to the fact that this whore of a game means I have the free time to spend with family, friends, dog as much as I like. Grateful to the fact that this whore of a game means I have no boss, no lunch hour, no incoming urgent emails, no complaints, no sales targets, no dress code, no traffic, no staff meetings, no restriction on personal calls, no internet restrictions, no KPI’s, OSA’s, OH&S, RFW’s, PNR’s (I think I made some up), no written warnings, no verbal warnings, no phone ringing off the hook and a timer beeping at me telling me this person has now been waiting for longer than a minute oh my God we could lose the account if you dont answer the phone, just answer the phone, the phone. answer – Fuck you.

Last apparently there is some crazy old school pick up artist/comedy type stuff and here that is:

bloodninja- Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3- thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja- A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3- haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3- i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja- I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3- haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3- i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja- Rhinoceroses don’t wear shirts.
j_gurli3- No, ur not really a Rhinoceros silly, it’s just part of the game.
bloodninja- Rhinoceroses don’t play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3- stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja- It doesn’t get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass.
bloodninja- I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3- thats it.
bloodninja- Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja- Goddam am I hard now.
bloodninja- Baby?

http://forums.vault9.net/lofiversion/index.php/t16498.html

Not proud that this is my first blog that could stand censorship.  Oh well read the past posts for more healthy degeneracy.  Stay tuned this is going to get good!

Oh yeah and congrats to smalls buffet for crushing the casino for $400 in blackjack last night! Hope all are running as well as he——-

degenaMATT

high stakes down under

oh boy they did it again, they do not make kangaroo pouches big enough

http://www.pokernews.com/live-reporting/2009-aussie-millions/cash-game/day1/

weeeeeeee update

Busy preparing moving to Vegas (will happen very soon).  Will be updating much much more so stay tuned.  Excited about the Fedor fight this weekend.  Great hype video below.
www.youtube.com/watch

Rickey Henderson is one funny dude.  Some proof below.

http://www.nysportspace.com/forum/topics/873694:Topic:5281

Donovan Mcnabb got punked.  If I were him I would not be mad.  I would be impressed at how much could be written on my Lawn.  That would be the baller thing to do in my opinion.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/01/20/mcnabbs.lawn.ap/index.html?eref=si_latest

More frequent updates and juicy writing coming soon so keep checking back.  If your new check out the other posts and pages as there are some gems.  As always holla.

a long kiss goodnight

degenaMATT

bet it up

Well lets get the ugly out of the way first.  I guess for now I totally suck at sports betting.  To make a winning public pick would be a miracle.  My record is looking an abysmal:

W/L (Wins/Loses) 5 – 7 Winnings -2

I have been so distracted lately with utter degenaness I have not been tracking my r/r ratio nor have I even been following the consensus pick of the day.  Also the consensus pick when I was tracking it (see past posts) was sucking it up.  So I guess bet against the people and the money is the lesson.  My picks and writing WILL pick up when I move to vegas and get down to bizness.  This can be looked at in two ways.  One I’m the cooler.  Two just bet against me the super donkey and you will win money! Ahhhhhhhhh the bright side   In better news and in the spirit of trying to never disappoint I have found another blog that seems to make sports predictions and good ones!  Check out the NBA picks from Sunday (3 for 3 with a push good game us!)

http://colmsum.com/

I also like how he breaks his bets out by sport on the left middle of the page.  Need to re-work my game.  Well I started another excerpt from my sports betting book.  Obviously it is only a start but it is a small section from a much larger body:

THE POOL IS NEVER FULL:

Many sports bettors and the average sports book railbird fail to realize the power of a quality sports pick across the layers of positive equity.  The opportunity value of a winning sports pick is an exponentially definable money making mass of firepower.  Looking at an example relative to the gambling world might help us better define how this can occur.

Lets say I am in a poker game and I know I have the edge.  I have a positive expected value when playing in the game and the stats are there in front of everyone to prove it.  It is a cash game.  I flop a straight flush and by the river nothing can beat me.  My opponent happens to have the nut flush and is eager to put all of his money in the middle.  The only money I can make on this sure thing is whatever my opponent has in front of him or is willing to risk on this specific hand.  The money that can be made is finite.  Only 100% of one side wins.  For sports betting the money can go in the middle a lot differently.

Before we get into sports betting however I know many of my poker playing brethren are probably thinking things like what about online multi-tabling.  Although in some unique situations poker players and others that make educated wagers for a living can on some scale and in a comparative degree maximize a single skill set holding positive equity spread within a single type of game.  Even still sports betting does not holding limitations such as players at the table, limit amounts, time costs etc.  Also depending on category definition the results of sports betting comparative to something that is less gamble and more research and knowledge similar to poker or even the stock market can be astronomic.

If you have a winning sports pick multiple people can play the same winning bet (hand) across multiple sports books.  There is no set amount in the middle of the pool to win.  The pool of money and winning opportunity is endless and never full enough.  Your opponent is not limited to a fixed and numbered entity.  In sports betting with enough creativity and the right strategy one can stand to make sizable amounts of money.

Well more writing and updates coming very soon.  As always read past blogs.  Check out the pages.  Let me know what you want to see more of!!!!!!!!  Also heard about the below website being good.  Have not had a real chance to check it out.

http://www.surfthechannel.com/

Later skaters

degenaMATT