clipped by the clippers

By mfw1

Well first sorry about the formatting/spelling. It will get better. Bear with me as I work
out the kinks as I am doing this mobile from my bustoed laptop and so is the life of a
degen.

Well can the clippers suck anymore. Marcus Camby and “B-diddy” should be embarrassed by
last nights performance. I mean to be even with the big boys at half and then to donk
lose by 17 points is ridiculous and you maybe should not be called professionals. Baron
and Marcus thanks for costing me booking a nice win and proving once again that the Clippers
are one of the most Monkeyish teams in the NBA. Still love ya and call me fellas we will
figure out something.

I went 3 for 5 and all my fans should have made some money as +1 units is a great day at the
office. Of course I broke evenish (thanks Clippers) because my winnings went into the super
bannana parlayments only to get owned. To boost the fan fare we are getting in the action
early tomorrow with some juicy juciy NHL.

I think Boston is just going to destroy the NY Rangers.

Bet Boston at around -130 ish

Then game two is a toss up between the head injury VS. the back injury.

I mean Henrik Zetterberg signs a 73 million dollar deal then hurts his back. He probably either
threw it out jumping for joy screaming I’m ritch bitch or bumbing two blondes in his penthouse
jacuzzi. Now Mr. Alex Ovechkinon the other hand got banged in the head which is no big deal
and he is laready used to the blondes so it is looking like advantage Capitals.

Bet the Capitals and I am not sure what the price is yet.

Hopefully the home teams will crush the early AM NHL.

Lets move to some strategy discussion which involves half time betting as a perfect scenario
came up yesterday that I missed. Yesterday I bet Boston at -6 and the half time spread was Boston
-3. So even split and no adjusted value. Now on the other hand I bet the silly silly Clippers
at +16 but the catch was the half time line was +8 1/2 giving us an extra 1/2 point of value.
Betting this is a great hedge and would have done wonders for my bankroll last night. You live
and learn and I will expand more on this topic later.

Last and off sports topic is a craigslist rant and goes out to all the renters in LA. Brought
up by the fact that I am trying to rent a room in my house and have been looking at the ads
on craigslist to do so. It is very expensive to rent on the west side and since it is near the
ocean in one of the best parts to live in the city the spaces and luxeries are limited. Well
people seem to think they are going to find a place for half price with every bell and whistle
imaginable. So here is to all the LOOKING FOR ROOM TO RENT ads that read:

Will pay $400 and need utilities included. Also need.
private/secured parking
washer and dryer
private bathroom
no noise
no over night guests except for mine
I work from home so will be there all the time using up the utilities
need garage/storage space
nice kitchen
fully frunished
allergic to dogs
have two cats
personal massuese
housekeeper
boyfriend is moving in
yada yada

I guess they want my life and my wallet to. Stop wasting your time with these ads please. A
prison cell costs more then $400 dollars a month on the westside of LA. END RANT (more to follow)

This is getting blogtastic. Updated daily (sometimes twice and thrice). Check back often!!!
NBA coming later today. Read the past blogs/pages to truly instill the wisdom that will change
the numbness of your mind forever. Hopefully today we will not be doing the break even snail
snicker dANCE. Live from LV home of UFC and the best super bowl parties on the daaaaaa planet.

degenaMATT

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